Putting socks in vagina

Ladies, ladies, ladies, listen up! You know what? You listen up, too.

Remember that scene in Broad City when Ilana sees police officers in the subway station, so she stashes her weed in her vagina? People with vaginas have attempted to smuggle or hide loaded pistols, Rolex watches, marijuana pipes, crack, lighters, money, cellphones, cigarettes, makeup, fireworks yes, reallyalcohol and a host of other drugs and stolen items in their hoo-has. Of course, few people would actually consider inserting things like loaded guns and fireworks inside their vaginas.

You've all heard horror stories of that one friend's-cousin's-classmate who put some random object inside her vagina during a heated moment and ended up in the hospital with an embarrassing story—and maybe even some serious physical damage. So what's actually dangerous to put in there? We talked to a few health professionals to break it down.

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THE female orgasm may have a reputation for being elusive - but scientists are working hard to discover what makes us say "yes, yes, yes" in bed. Research has shown that a number of factors - including leaving your socks on during sex like Love Island's Curtis - can help women reach orgasm. Added to that, ladies who alter their appearance are less likely to climax as they are unable to communicate their enjoyment levels to their partner through their facial expressions.

By Jaleesa Baulkman For Dailymail. Christian and Ana, the BDSM-loving couple at the heart of the trilogy, leave much to be desired when it comes to sexual health, experts claim. In particular, the final installment of the franchise which came out this week, Fifty Shades Freed, features a scene where Christian playfully threatens to put a spoonful of ice cream into Ana's vagina - a sure-fire way to throw off her pH balance and cause a bacterial infection.

Photo by Flickr user Shardayyy. I have a great vagina. Really, I do. I've never had a problem with yeast infections, never had a Pap smear come back abnormal, never had to deal with menstrual cramps.